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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.