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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

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What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.