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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.