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Climax Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Love

Love

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming