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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.