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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy