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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.