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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal.