Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.