Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.