Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Ready teddy go!

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Triple, eh?

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Al Frap-Pacino

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Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.