Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi