Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.