Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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What do old people often do?

Die

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I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11