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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.