Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.