Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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