Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What are a redneck's last two words before dying?

WATCH THIS!

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11