Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Turn on their windshield vipers.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.