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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.