Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Are you having a crisis?
Straight Outta Carton.
Just a couple of shots
A very wet sense of humor
I told you it would rain, dear.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Baby! Let's do a 69.
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
