Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
The Soviet Onion
Drink it
Invite two of them.
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
To keep each udder dry.
Because, 7 8 9...
Because 0 1 2
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
