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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Yep Jokes More Yep Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.