Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
ME crying:
He was going through mid life crisis.
The cow fell on her.
Because Happy Hour ended.
When they dance they make it rain.
Too wet to woo'!
Baby! Let's do a 69.
Because 9 was still alive.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
