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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.