What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.