A nervous wreck.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Car-pets!
I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
Amahl shook up!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
