What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!