What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.