Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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Damn!

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Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.