Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian