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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian