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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian