Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian