Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian