Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian