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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.