What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

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What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."