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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager