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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad