Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.