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Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.