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Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter