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Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian