Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.