Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.