Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.