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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'