Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a ...

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?