Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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They heard it was a Superfund site.

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The Captain's Log.

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A Prontosaur.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.