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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.