What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.