What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest