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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.