What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test