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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.