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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.