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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth