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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.