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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.