How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae