How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.