How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Listening.

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Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "