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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer