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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.