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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!