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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!