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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.