Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
The Spanish Inquisition.
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
The punchlines are too long.
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
He Glocks in
With dog diskettes!
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Because they are full of problems.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
...but you might not get it.
