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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.