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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?