Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
I don't know nobody has ever made it across.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
I"m arriving, I'm arriving."
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Paddy O' Furniture
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
...but you might not get it.