The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?