Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
The punchline is too long.
Punchline.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
A full set of teeth
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
...but you might not get it.
