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Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Love

Love

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."