Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.