Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.