Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww