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Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran