Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix