He had a bad experience with Windows
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Because 7 ate 9...
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
When I'm weed you)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Because it was on old croc.
I, Mac.
Because he kept locking up.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
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Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.