He had a bad experience with Windows
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because my PC is a Dell.
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
A Dell
Too many incompatible drivers.
Tajweed
Jackpot!