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Bad Experience Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Blunt Trauma Jokes More Blunt Trauma Jokes

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.