He had a bad experience with Windows
Mariguana.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Mac in cheese
Because he kept locking up.
A Dell.