What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.