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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Cantaloupe)

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Lettuce, pray.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.