What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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Just peachy.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.