What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!