Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!