Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

Original Jokes More Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!