Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Original Jokes More Original Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.