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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"