How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"