How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"