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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.