March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

Previous Random Joke Next
Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Harry Potter Fan Jokes More Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Flirt Jokes More Flirt Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?