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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?