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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.