How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!