How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!