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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus