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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!