Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!