Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..