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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!