Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Leave it to peave her.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.