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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."