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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.