What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.