What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!