What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.