Miss. Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you