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Miss. Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.