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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.