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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.