What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.