Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent