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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!