What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.