What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!