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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!