What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.