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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!