What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level