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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!