Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.