Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.