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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Where does the red fern grow?

In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan