Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.