Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast