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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.