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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...