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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing