What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...