How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.