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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.