How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.