How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.