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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.