How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

President Jokes More President Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.