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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.