How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!