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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!