How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

When Shall We Meet Again?

By Miles Apart

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!