Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.