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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.