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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!