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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!