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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide