What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

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What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more english you get out.