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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.