What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.