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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.