What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!