Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Hopscotch Jokes More Hopscotch Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Discovery Jokes More Discovery Jokes

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Gravitational Wave Jokes More Gravitational Wave Jokes

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.