Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

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What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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