Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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Nark Nark

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They are the wurst.

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*