Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

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A shooting star

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.