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Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.