Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Discovery Jokes More Discovery Jokes

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Gravitational Wave Jokes More Gravitational Wave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama