Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Hopscotch Jokes More Hopscotch Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Discovery Jokes More Discovery Jokes

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.