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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!