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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.