Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips