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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.