Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.