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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me