Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.