Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.