Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.