A little chili
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
Pasta la vista, baby.
Hey baby, mind if I?
What did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.
Netflix and chili
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
I'm not coming in *this morning*
Salt and Pepper shakers