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Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the baby corn say?

What did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.