Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!