Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.