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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.