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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.